How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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God is real.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Golf.

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womens rights.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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