why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Beka has AIDS

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Yellow People !!

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