- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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