- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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