whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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