- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Andoni was here

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.