- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Whats brown a sticky, shit

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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