- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

it was all Tagart

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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