- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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