- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

the game

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Knock Know! Come in!

Pickles are powerful

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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