Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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