- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What's blue? The sky.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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