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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

If i open this door you can go trough it

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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