Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What's blue? The sky.

Anti Joke

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