A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Can midgets still have big dreams?

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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