- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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