- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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