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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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