What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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