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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What page are you on The gay page.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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