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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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