Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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12/23/2012

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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