- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Equal rights!

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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