- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Please ignore this statement.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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