why dont they make black forks

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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