A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

What's brown an sticky Shit

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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