- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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