pull my finger (farts)

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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