- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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