- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

all these jokes are horrible now

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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