Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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