- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

RUN

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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