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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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