- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

What do you call two dog? dogs

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Women's rights.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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