An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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