roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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