- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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