- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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