Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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