tea with milk?

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

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Want to hear the story about how I got put in prison? So I have an odd bunch of friends: one of them is Polish and he works at a call centre, the other is a slave trader and his name is Richard. We tend to meet outside our Polish friend's house to speak or to do "business" when need be (I run errands for Richard) and the other day that's where I got asked to kidnap an American. "That's strange" I thought, but nevertheless I went out and took the American from his house and carried him over in a sack over to our meeting place. I handed him over and sneaked off as soon as I could, thinking I was home free. But I wasn't. The police turned up all angry like. There were witnesses. Turns out a bunch of kids saw me giving Dick a Yank next to the telephone Pole.

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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