Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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BTW ANders she is gone, read below, seriously! And your mother is ugly, but she is so kind to me, so ill be nice to her too... Seducing a LONE WIDOW ME 32 years she... 180 and always blushing around me? Thats gonna be hard... No seriously, I kissed her on the cheek the other day, she moaned... And she aint that old... looks like a old 40 year old. ANDERS! AAAANDEERS! CHATTERTON!!! Anyway, tell your mom, that way Ill just need to enter, kill you, and you know... make her feel like she is ... 77 again? Nah she is ahornbag so she must be younger, wont kiss her on those lips though ANDERSSSss because she smokes, the others? Sure, Ill take a pic of her squirting! From the guy that taught you how to make any woman squirt... YOu fucking asshole!

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A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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Anti Joke

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