- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

who do we all like george goodburn

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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