- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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