Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Boob

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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