- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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