- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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