- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

"Knock knock..." "come in"

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Badabing.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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