Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

Anti-jokes are funny.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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