A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Badabing.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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silver bullet?

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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