- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

A blonde dies Lololol

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

the sky is green no it is not

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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