a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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