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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

knock knock!? . . No.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Dumbledore dies.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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