"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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