- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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