two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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