How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Anti Joke

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