RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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Remember those days where we planned what to do with our lives instead of wondering what things lied ahead? Those where the days, it does not matter if we are relics, heroes, or villains today. Back then, we did not seek to discover our future, we sought to create it, back then our people did not pray for a better day, but worked for it. And love and kindness was not something only found in heaven, but what we shared in what was the closest thing, to heaven on earth. Tell me the truth, are there many like us left in this world?

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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