where's mom I killed her

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

I love alchohol!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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