Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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