- Anti Joke

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

i dont fisish anythi

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

NEVER

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention