A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Good job, son.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Once upon a time a was born

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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