- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What's the difference between a duck?

noah is a scrub jungle

Men

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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