A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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whats white and sticky glue

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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A man walks into a vagina

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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