- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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