- Anti Joke

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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knock knock whos there? nobody

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.