Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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