- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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