- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

A woman walks into a bar.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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