why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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hi jonny

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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Homo say what?

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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