- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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