Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Beka has AIDS

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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