A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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Go away still nothing to see

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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Yellow People !!

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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Man #1:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: I don't know Man #1: Because he died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Because he died? Man #1: Yep. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Really? Come on, I've already answered your stupid question. Man #1: JUST ANSWER! Man #2: Fine, because he died. Man #1: No, peer pressure. Duh. Man #2 promplty punches Man #1 in the face and continues about his buisness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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