- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Poker? I barely even know her.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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