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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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