A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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