When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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nolan is gay

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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