Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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Anti Joke

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