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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

* anti-punchline

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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