An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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