I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Flowers are colors Love me

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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