Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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