- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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