a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Knock Knock! F*ck off

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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