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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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