- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

This is an anti-joke.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

I'm Andrew Schmitt

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

So a bar walks into a man...

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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