why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Tim likes girls

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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