My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Barack Obama.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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