- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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