- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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