- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

One, two, three, four and five

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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