- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

this website even though its hilarious.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

What? Huh?

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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