What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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