The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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Women's rights.

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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what are you mike bibby?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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Bob Saget that is all

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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