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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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