I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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How long did it take Jeff, a middle-aged man with a lifelong speech-destroying lisp, to overcome his impediment? Less than ten minutes, as carbon monoxide is a colorless, odorless toxic gas that eliminates oxygen at a rapidly-acting rate inside of small areas such as the car Jeff locked himself inside.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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