- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

Whats funny? Your face.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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