- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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