- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Poker? I barely even know her.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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