What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

A russian gives away vodka.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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