So this guy was making a sandwich...

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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