What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

Why so serious ?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...