What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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