Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Your Mom The End.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Roses are flowers.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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