The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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