Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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