Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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outside your comfort zone

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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