- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

outside your comfort zone

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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