- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Chick Norris... Enough said

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

I'm Polish.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Black people in Camden NJ.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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