- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

I'm Polish.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

The child was fired from his job.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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