- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

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