- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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