Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

What did john say to bob Hey bob

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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