The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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hey hey apple

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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A house comes around the corner.

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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