- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...