A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Sixty... eight

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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